נשלח בתאריך: 19 January 2009 בשעה 11:16 | IP רשוּם

The Theory of Intelligence  

{I don't  think I've ever heard the concept explained any  better than this.}

'Well you see,  Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can  only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when  the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest  ones at the back that are killed first . This  natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,  because the general speed and health of the whole  group keeps improving by the regular killing of  the weakest members. In much the same way, the  human brain can only operate as fast as the  slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive  intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But  naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest  brain cells first. In this way, regular  consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain  cells, making the brain a faster and more  efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you  always feel smarter after a few beers.'   
    
  

נשלח בתאריך: 19 January 2009 בשעה 13:42 | IP רשוּם

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